(EX) - There's absolutely no evidence that U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney met via SecurePast™* link with Gengis Khan, 13th century Mongolian lawyer....er, warrior last weekend in Rawlins, Wyoming.
When contacted, Cheney's office declined to confirm or deny reports that Dick is a decendent of Khan's son Tushi. He also vigorously denied that he's an Ass, but knowledgable sources say that's a matter of public record.
© 2007 The Eleventy O'Clock News
*SecurePast™ is an unregistered trademark of the All Spy All The Time Network™, brought to you by DARPA, the folks who brought you the Total Information Awareness Program. Or not. It's hard to tell, since it's a secret, and is protected via Vice Presidential fiat.
