(EX) - Radio Free America and the Right Honorable Mrs. Alberto Gonzzzalessssa Rice today announced the release of the LiPhone. Rumors had existed for years about the existence of the LiPhone, but until today's release, no one in the government would speak on the record. Executive Privilege and Presidential Counseling concerns were cited. The LiPhone is a joint venture between DARPA (the folks that brought you both The Internet and the Total Information Awareness program,) Marta Stewurd's Omnipresent Media, communications giant XXXXX. and the popular computer and electronics-maker, XXXXX.
Every American will be given the "opportunity" to purchase a LiPhone, in the color of their choice. (As long as it's black, white or gray.) Sales are reported to be "tapping right along", stated Scooter, the anonymous spokesman.
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