Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY) (EX) has officially entered the Hot Coffee fray. This morning in Washington, the junior Senator from New York said she was calling on the Federal Trading Card Commission to "take immediate action to determine if the source of graphic pornographic content appearing on the Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas video game and accompanying trading cards was the work of Lewinsky-like individuals, and/or Ken Starr."
Clinton joins the Entertainment Software Rationing Board (ESRB), The National Institute on Mooing and the Farm, and the Australian government's Office of Flim and Liturgical Classics (OFLC) who are all seeking to determine if the "Hot Coffee" is being served with or without bagels, in violation of the game's users' agreement.
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