Oh, please. You should look so good.

Michelangelo's David, far from representing the epitome of male physical perfection, was a wreck, according to a posture expert. An analysis by pilates pioneer Alan Herdman found David would have had a bad lower back, a weak hip and ankles, hammer toes and poor flexibility. Mr Herdman said that the beautiful young man in the statue in fact has very poor posture. BBC